For those of us who thought we knew everything...
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
Donkeys kill more people annually
than planecrashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Arse )
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley 's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
Walt Disney was afraid of
MICE!
Pearls Dissolve in
VINEGAR !
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
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And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that too)
So......................
Remember, knowledge is everything...
Now go move your toothbrush!
4 comments:
I'm only a few years away from being old enough to produce an acorn if I were a tree. I feel better knowing that now. Silly stuff.
Greg, you are always a good read! I know that no matter what the subject is, it will be worthwhile to catch up on your posts. Thanks for the smiles today.
I'm on vacation from blogging for the summer :)
I've been cleaning up my mailbox and wondered why I should keep some of these funnies around, would I ever get around to sharing them? Then it came to me, I'll archive them on my blog and delete them from my mailbox. Problem solved.
Thank goodness our toilet is contained in its own little room away from the sink! I'm trying to figure out how I can test the duck's echo though. Thank goodness I'd rather take a nap than watch TV!
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