Where Is This Going?

It has come to my attention (since I'm working from home today) that my 5 year old son Nathaniel likes to color himself while playing with sidewalk chalk. I suppose it seemed harmless enough to Cathleen in the past. however I became concerned when I saw his latest look.



I'm certainly hoping this fetish does not lead to this ->



If Nathaniel starts to exhibit "never nude" syndrome, I'm going to take him in for therapy before it's too late.