Monday, December 28, 2009

COFFEE FILTERS! Who Would Have Thunk?

Better than paper towels and a lot less expensive...

Coffee filters .... You can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for next to nothing, even the large ones.

Here's what you can do with them:

1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.

2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome... Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.

3. Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.

4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.

5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.

6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.

7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.

8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.

9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.

10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.

11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.

12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters..

13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc on them. It soaks out all the grease.

14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great "razor nick fixers."

15. As a sewing backing. Use a filter as an easy-to-tear backing for embroidering or appliqueing soft fabrics.

16. Put baking soda into a coffee filter and insert into shoes or a closet to absorb or prevent odors.

17. Use them to strain soup stock and to tie fresh herbs in to put in soups and stews.

18. Use a coffee filter to prevent spilling when you add fluids to your car.

19. Use them as a spoon rest while cooking and clean up small counter spills.

20. Can use to hold dry ingredients when baking or when cutting a piece of fruit or veggies.. Saves on having extra bowls to wash.

21. Use them to wrap Christmas ornaments for storage.

22. Use them to remove fingernail polish when out of cotton balls.

23. Use them to sprout seeds. Simply dampen the coffee filter, place seeds inside, fold it and place it into a plastic baggie until they sprout.

24. Use coffee filters as blotting paper for pressed flowers. Place the flowers between two coffee filters and put the coffee filters in phone book..

25. Use as a disposable "snack bowl" for popcorn, chips, etc.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Walmart Bingo

I asked my wife out on a date last night, to Walmart. We have a new super Walmart down the street, open 24x7 which is very convenient. I was short a few strands of Christmas lights and asked if she'd come with me. My son Gregory, upon hearing this, told us to have some fun with it and play Walmart Bingo.



They missed a few: "Man wearing the ever popular sleeveless muscle-T wife-beater attire", "Men in camo-wear", "Man wearing cap with potato chip curled bill", "Mullet hairstyle", "Mohawk hairstyle", "Pregnant woman smoking", "People using double negatives and other talking like neanderthals", "Dude wearing pant waistline around thighs", "Parents cussing at their kids", "Butt crack siting", "People in costumes who don't know they're in costumes", "Dress slacks with athletic shoes", "Dark socks, shorts and athletic shoes", "Gut hanging out", "Face and/or belly piercings"...

For more Walmart fun check out: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/