Walmart Bingo

I asked my wife out on a date last night, to Walmart. We have a new super Walmart down the street, open 24x7 which is very convenient. I was short a few strands of Christmas lights and asked if she'd come with me. My son Gregory, upon hearing this, told us to have some fun with it and play Walmart Bingo.



They missed a few: "Man wearing the ever popular sleeveless muscle-T wife-beater attire", "Men in camo-wear", "Man wearing cap with potato chip curled bill", "Mullet hairstyle", "Mohawk hairstyle", "Pregnant woman smoking", "People using double negatives and other talking like neanderthals", "Dude wearing pant waistline around thighs", "Parents cussing at their kids", "Butt crack siting", "People in costumes who don't know they're in costumes", "Dress slacks with athletic shoes", "Dark socks, shorts and athletic shoes", "Gut hanging out", "Face and/or belly piercings"...

For more Walmart fun check out: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/