I mean, what's the dealio with these new Costco Milk jugs??? At first I was thinking they looked pretty cool, but when I discovered that it is impossible to pour milk out of them without making a huge mess, I started to wonder what those idiots were thinking. I am almost certain they are LOL'ing their butts off at us consumers just like the inventors of ties and high heels! My Quality Assurance master's program would have had a field day with this one!While I have the pictures posted, and since it seems to be a common practice to post recipes on blogs, I thought I'd go ahead and post mine.
1 Styrofoam bowl
1 box of cheerios
1 piece of crap jug of Costco milk
1 plastic spoon
Pour cereal in bowl
Pour milk on top of cereal
Curse under breath because of the huge unavoidable mess
Make mental note to write scathing letter to Kirkland and Costco
Make mental note to complain to the world on blog about POC milk jug
Clean up mess (& that of all others before me who don't think it's their job)
Curse some more (note: use only LDS approved swear words such as: Fetch, Flip, oh my Heck and in some cases Barnacles). The neighbor girl says "snap", I like that one but I'm going to have to petition the Utahrd populace for approval and acceptance into the culture.
3 comments:
I hate those jugs, and I'm tired of cleaning up after them too!
Interesting... we don't consume the amount of milk you do, so we haven't had the pleasure of dealing with these jugs. They do look suspicious. But I'd have to test them myself. You're apt to make a mess out of anything.
Connor's favorite expression, usually used when he doesn't get his way, is "Barnacles!"
This truely made me "laugh out loud", and that kind of makes me feel silly when I am sitting at the computer all by my self, laughing. Neverless, I still laughed, because you are FUNNY!
* I hope those milk jugs stay on the east coast, haven't seen them over here and hope I don't. The thought of one more mess, AHHHH.
Maybe you need a funnel!
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